Is It Time To Eat Yet?

Cheer Up, there are only 4 more weeks left to this holiday season — Whoopie!!! Every year this joyous time begins with my nightmare — Thanksgiving.

Bring on the extended family and the in-laws and lets get this party started — Only it’s no friggin’ party to me. Throw a few glasses of Vino in the old man, let the Puerto Rican brother in-law (who everyone pretends is Spanish) get juiced up, and you got the makings of your own personal OJ trial.

The “Ah-vest” goes down the same way every year. The day begins with polite hello’s and gracious two cheek kisses, and usually ends up with broken dishes, crying women and someone with a boot stuck in his ass.

Isn’t that what family is all about? — I wish everyday was Thanksgiving — No, fuck that. Once a year is enough for me.

Do me a favor…. Hit me in the head with a drumstick and wake me up on New Years.