By time Christmas day rolls around, you have had Mani-gotts out the ass and your are about to flip out.

Okay –I am going to go out on a limb today and write about a serious hypothetical. Here it is. What food would you trade for your wife or husband? Boyfriend? Or girlfriend? Admittedly if he or she  is not a spouse but a boyfriend or girlfriend you are probably still in the midst of [...]