One More Bite Of A Mani-Gott And I’m-A Gonna Puke

Honestly, I’m totally sick of them. That’s what happens between Thanksgiving and New Years. It all starts innocently enough — You go to grandmas or Aunt Ethels for the big meal, and sure enough the opening course is Manicotti, AKA “Mani-gotts”.

Then, they send you home with a weeks worth of leftovers. Then, as the Christmas seasons hits full swing, you go to at least two or three parties where they serve (you guessed it) more Mani-gotts.

By time Christmas day rolls around, you have had Mani-gotts out the ass and your are about to flip out. Right now, today. December 28th, I have about six pounds of mani-gotts sittin’ in my fridge. The thought of eating them makes me sick, and the thought of throwing them out makes me sick too — So they’ll sit there…..And sit there, until my wife finally throws a fit and forces me to toss them.

Like with anythng else, too much of a good thing is a bad thing. I love mani-gotts, that is until I hate them. And right now I hate them. And I won’t get past that hate until maybe next Thanksgiving. Although it is quite possible that I will eat them again this spring when Aunti Jen tries to force them on me over Easter dinner.

Happy New Year.

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